These are the thighs that will carry you through life. They will move you quickly away from danger, and even faster into the arms of your loved ones. These are the thighs with which you will play the games that will be your life’s best memories. Your thighs will take you to sacred places where you will experience magnificent vistas and soul-changing moments. These are the thighs that will carry your groceries, your children, and your burdens. Train them and strengthen them and give thanks for them, for strong thighs are the foundation of a healthy and robust life.